What's On T.V.?

While taking a random visual inventory of the surroundings in my castle, I thought I would share one corner of it with you.
This is what is on top of my television.

1. A raccoon skull that I salvaged from a road kill.
   
2. The jaw bone of a deer that I found while walking through the forest a long time ago.
3. The wing bone from a pelican that I found on a beach in the Dry Tortugas.
4. An autographed coon dick (raccoon penis bone) necklace that I got from j.t. leroy as part of the promotion for his book, "Sarah."
   
5. Two half burnt flesh colored candles that look like fingers. The wax drips red like blood as they burn.
6. One leopard print votive candle.
7. Three tiny stuffed animals. A polar bear, a leopard print tedddy bear, and Pooh's friend Eeyore.
   
8. Three trendy rubber bracelets, all black, that say, "GETCHA' PULL-DIMEBAG R.I.P.
9. Two colorful wooden match boxes with skeletons and sequins for celebrating the Mexican Day of the Dead.
   
10. A green Alice Cooper snake skin wallet with a Billion Dollar Babies logo medallion on the side and a chain made of the same medallions.
11. A simple iron legged lamp with a classy leopard skin lamp shade that I got at the dollar store.
12. A red and black plastic lizard tail that some one gave me. It was part of something else at a better time in it's life.
    
13. A provocative Disney's Tarzan statuette in the crawling on all fours position.
14. And lastly and leastly...dust. (I ain't no Martha Stewart)
    

That may sound like a lot, but it's all small stuff.
And, I've got a huge television.
Size DOES matter!
Thank you for visiting Planet Dandy.
So now, what's on t.v.?