Thursday, October 21, 2004

Kiss My Aura, Dora

I wonder how big an aura is.
Wouldn't it be cool if we could see our auras, and they emanated one or two feet around our bodies. Maybe only in special light. Like a black light.
Imagine everyone's auras glowing at a party. An orgy of light.
What if the color of your aura reflected your mood, and when your aura overlapped with someone else's, they would join and become a pulsating rainbow.
Of course, your auras would need to be compatible or nothing would happen.
Now throw in a physical feeling, like an orgasm, when that compatible aura met yours. That would take safe sex to a whole new level.
O.K., this is silly.
But seriously, folks! Haven't you ever felt your whole body tingle and hum, just being near somebody?
Any... Body?
I have.
Hmmm...
It's Real Angora!

3 comments:

Unknown said...

Tonight on "Smallville" Clark and Lionel Luthor switched bodies. Lionel's aura was green and Clark's was yellow.

jim dandy said...

was there a pulsating rainbow when they touched?

Unknown said...

No, no pulsating rainbow. Those two definitely aren't compatible. Now, Clark and I on the other hand...